It would be funny if it didn’t hurt so much.
I tore my pinky toe toenail off moving last weekend. Then I slammed my other foot into the vacuume so hard that I may have broken a toe. My toe is all briused and it looks like someone smuged charcole on it, except it doesn’t come off with soap.
Much of our material possessions are in boxes. Nothing left but to close on the new place and to move.
Hopefully the remaining toes can stay unscathed.