You are The Magician

Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.

Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing,
you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.

The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.

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My aunt was in town a couple of days ago. My aunt and her partner and my mom were going to go out to dinner but at the last momment they decided to order takeout and they wanted me to go get it. One of the things my aunt asked for was Mee Krob. When we called the restauraunt to order ahead we asked what Mee Krob was. We were curious. The answer we got was “Mee Krob is Mee Krob”.  Uh, yeah, we gathered that. We figured we would wat until we picked it up and maybe then we could get a better idea of what the h*ll is was.

How very much I would like to answer so many questions like that. Maybe they were getting a mystical on me. Mee Krob is Mee Krob. It is the sound of one hand smacking you in the face. Look inside for the Mee Krob you just ate, then knock over the water pitcher to get a promotion from Cook to Roshi.

Just remember. Mee Krob is Mee Krob.

Welps it almost 2007 and I haven’t mentioned Funny Face Service Challenge in quite some time. last time my Brother in law and his brothers in arms were the only people with enough constitution to donate their pics.

I donated the 10 hours for 10 pictures and approximately 4 times more. I was able to work for the Food Bank Mondays for quite some time. I finally had enough and told them I could not do it any longer. Pretty lame I know, but I was sick and I was not sure if I was even helping do anything except wear out my back.

This year it looks like I will have some opportunity to donate some time through my place of employ which I am hoping to take advantage of.

Here is my question to you: Do you want to send me some funny face pictures? I think you should. Do it for the children. Think of the kittens, *sob*. Actually I will be donating the time whether you do it or not. Do it if you want to.

Love,

-mice

Well tomorrow, if you haven’t seen enough Omen remake trailers, is June 6, 2006 or 6/6/6. Ooh its so spooky I think I will go to a corner and pee mah pants.

There has even been some mention that the number might be incorrect and that number of the beast may be 616. This to me would be an order of hilarity above the garden variety mirth I feel when those who have convinced themselves that they know when the end times are coming start to spout at me from underneath their sandwich boards of doom.

I am sure that there will be an end of the world. I certainly do believe there is a God. I don’t though lend any credence to the idea that the Anti-Christ is going to be a real person born on this sixth day. People have be predicting and post-dicting the end times since the day after Christ’s crucifixion and each and every one is convinced that they are correct. Here’s my question to all of you. Are you going on the Gregorian calendar? Are you accounting for leap year, how about daylight savings time? I guess if the devil is an Englishman as we have been told then it is Greenwich Mean Time.

Do you think the Devil is going by our calendar? I think that might be an indication that he is our creation.

Really now, there is plenty of evil in the world. No shortage. But in my experience the evil that men do is a group effort. Not the work of a single puppeteer. I’m not saying not to avoid evil. Nay, far from it. But what we don’t need is another Scapegoat. We we do need is to take accountability for our own actions. We aren’t meant to know the day nor the hour of Christ’s return. We should always be ready awaiting the bridegroom, ready to party with him. The beer is in the fridge, Jesus, its your fav - Guinness.

My Brother in Law has started things off correctly and enlisted (pun intended) the help of his brothers in arms towards the lofty goals of the Funny Face Service Challenge 2006. I mean how cool is this? They are in the middle of a war and they still have time to help out ol’ monkey face (me) by mugging it funny face style for the camera.

Ok 10 hours. The rest of you miceland readers need to step up here.

Well Its only three months late but I have complete the (self-imposed) hours required which was 24. This morning in fact I completed two hours delivering groceries from the Food Bank to the Soup kitchen where they are required. I have done this for 5 weeks now. In December I had done 12 hours and in Jan I completed 16, add to that 10 hours doing delivery and yes, that is 26 hours. I included the one week I drove down there and the had already sent the shipment in a truck.

So you know what this means? Ha ha! The Second Almost Annual Funny Face Service Challenge! Send me your picture of you and or your friends and loved ones making a funny face and I will think of you fondly as I am lifting crates of milk, orange juice or frozen meat and putting them into my Sport Utility Vehicle and out again. C’mon, you know you want to.

Last run’s contributions can be found here.

I do not usually think of myself as a conservative type of guy. Still, sometimes I’m unsure what category I fit into. I have aspects of both liberal and conservative and just to show you what I am referring to I thought I would list off aspects of myself that lend themselves to me being in either category and you can decide.

What might lead you to think I am conservative
I like shooting guns - full auto if possible.
I work for a ginormous corporation.
Currently watching all the James Bond Movies.
Pro-Capital punishment in some cases.
Donate to C.O.P.S.
I think stripping is cool.
Keep my hair very short, frequently only 3/4” long
I am a Catholic
I enjoy eating red meat.
I am in a committed, exclusive, legally binding love affair with my wife who is the opposite sex as me.
I voted for Arnold.
I still do not regret my decision.
I am a homeowner.
I do support our troops. I think most of them are Heroes. one or two who take pictures with naked prisoners or burn the Koran should be punished severely, the rest we could not live without.

OK That’s enough, now for the other side.
I received a Bachelors in Art Studio.
My other car is a Prius.
I believe in a woman’s right to choose.
I believe in equal pay for equal work.
Except for the above I typically vote Democrat
I write poem books and illustrate them, give them away to my friends.
I think people of the same sex should be able to marry.
I recycle and I attempt be live a somewhat ecological life.
I believe in Zero Population Growth for the above reason.
I used to work at a vegetarian restaurant (yes, I was vegetarian for many years)
I have studied most major world religions.
I believe in donating my time to help the homeless.

I hope I have given you enough information. Now you tell me which am I?

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